On a nice warm summer day I climbed into a bus for a trip into the social nexus...oblivious of what lay in store for me.
Hiiii..said the stranger, waving his hands across the seat as soon as I sat down. Surprised as I was, I replied with a timid smile...which didn't stop him from waving his hands. Not until I displayed my teeth for his examination and Hiii in return. "What's wrong with him...or is there something wrong with me.", shouted my mind.
He kept eyeing me, not from the corner of his eye, but with a refreshingly welcoming in-your-face smile. I tried to return the same and thank God that there was no mirror to acknowledge my pathetic discomfort.
And then it came, "What's written on you T-shirt?"...Whatttt..How the hell am I supposed to know...I mean I am wearing it does not mean I made it or am responsible for it...I mean...I mean...this is embarassing!! I don't know what is written all over me!!!
While I fumbled for an face (and T-shirt) saver...booom..."It does not make any sense. It's all non sense!!" And I went all red...humiliated...yes...it was true..my T-shirt had some really wierd designs and incoherent words on it...and I had bought this non sense with my hard earned (honestly, let's just say earned) money...and now I was wearing that non sense T-shirt like a non sense man.
And then there was the moment of truth, Nirvana finally achieved me. "Even I don't know what's written on it..I guess I am non sense tooo"...there u go...happy now..got what u wanted...are u satisfied. He smiled and so did his Dad who was sitting beside me. All he could say was..."Son don't read T-shirts of people" and what he really meant was "This is a guy, you don't want to be reading T shirts of women and then questioning them about what u see". Words of wisdom...hope they had come a bit sooner!!

